Forest Follies: Tree Of Useless Tales
Project: Automated Squirrel Whistle Simulator
Welcome to the most useless, utterly fascinating, and completely absurd project in the Forest Follies family: the Automated Squirrel Whistle Simulator.
Our team of expert squirrel whisperers (and one slightly-less-expert-squirrel-whisperer) have designed this system to simulate the most realistic and entertaining squirrel-whistling experience possible.
With our cutting-edge technology, you can:
- Whistle at squirrels for hours on end without getting bored
- Develop a deep understanding of the intricacies of squirrel communication
- Perfect your squirrel-whistling technique for the ultimate forest experience